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Malicious Advice Mallard

Are you black? Follow a white woman home; she'll feel much safer

Are you black? Follow a white woman home; she'll feel much safer Malicious Advice Mallard
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long boring car rides? pick up a hitchhiker to liven up the trip

long boring car rides? pick up a hitchhiker to liven up the trip Malicious Advice Mallard
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got a paper cut? immediately apply some purell so it doesn't get infected

got a paper cut? immediately apply some purell so it doesn't get infected Malicious Advice Mallard
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keep your headlights off headlights distract other drivers

keep your headlights off headlights distract other drivers Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're Drunk and can't get a cab You should just Drive home

If you're Drunk and can't get a cab You should just Drive home Malicious Advice Mallard
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Try brushing your teeth before drinking your orange juice It will taste better and be more nutritious.

Try brushing your teeth before drinking your orange juice It will taste better and be more nutritious. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your kitchen to smell more italian? leave some fresh garlic sitting in a bowl of olive oil at room temperature

want your kitchen to smell more italian? leave some fresh garlic sitting in a bowl of olive oil at room temperature Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't blow off visiting your grand parents you'll regret not spending time with them after they've gone and forgotten you in their will.

Don't blow off visiting your grand parents you'll regret not spending time with them after they've gone and forgotten you in their will. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get girls like assholes do? Turn into an asshole

Want to get girls like assholes do? Turn into an asshole Malicious Advice Mallard
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Break your water heater To save time on showers

Break your water heater To save time on showers Malicious Advice Mallard
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