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Want a GPA boosting course? take calculus II

Want a GPA boosting course? take calculus II Malicious Advice Mallard
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Never use condoms They fail 99% of the time and are notorious for spreading disease

Never use condoms They fail 99% of the time and are notorious for spreading disease Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got high medical bills? Just file for bankruptcy

Got high medical bills? Just file for bankruptcy Malicious Advice Mallard
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Put skittles and M&Ms in a bowl People love variety

Put skittles and M&Ms in a bowl People love variety Malicious Advice Mallard
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Next time Jehovah's Witnesses come Pull a gun

Next time Jehovah's Witnesses come Pull a gun Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to sneak into a movie or concert, carry a fire extinguisher and shout fire No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher.

If you need to sneak into a movie or concert, carry a fire extinguisher and shout fire No one will stop a guy running with a fire extinguisher. Malicious Advice Mallard
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feel awkward in social situations? start smoking, you'll have a reason to go outside and chill for a while

feel awkward in social situations? start smoking, you'll have a reason to go outside and chill for a while Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want her to unconditionally love you Regularly beat her and let her know she's worthless

If you want her to unconditionally love you Regularly beat her and let her know she's worthless Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to get a girl interested in you? Tell her postsecret published one of your secrets in one of the last 2 books. Just don't tell her which one

Need to get a girl interested in you? Tell her postsecret published one of your secrets in one of the last 2 books. Just don't tell her which one Malicious Advice Mallard
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Break up with her once her cat dies It will help her forget about her cat

Break up with her once her cat dies It will help her forget about her cat Malicious Advice Mallard
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