Malicious Advice Mallard

If you would like to be mayor of Los Angeles Spam every facebook timeline in the city

If you would like to be mayor of Los Angeles
 Spam every facebook timeline in the city  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be a dick to everyone They will respect you for it

Be a dick to everyone They will respect you for it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Whenever your friend leaves the room Right click all the links so it looks like they looked at them already

Whenever your friend leaves the room Right click all the links so it looks like they looked at them already  Malicious Advice Mallard

At a restaurant and want special attention Just say you're from New York.

At a restaurant and want special attention
 Just say you're from New York.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Try masturbating with IcyHot The burning/chilling sensation makes for a wonderful orgasm

Try masturbating with IcyHot
 The burning/chilling sensation makes for a wonderful orgasm  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a pay raise? attempt suicide

Want a pay raise?  attempt suicide    Malicious Advice Mallard

Legos are are built to ergonomically conform to your foot Don't worry about leaving them littered about your floor

Legos are are built to ergonomically conform to your foot
 Don't worry about leaving them littered about your floor  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl wont have sex with you make her

If a girl wont have sex with you make her  Malicious Advice Mallard

like reddit? make it your homepage

like reddit?
 make it your homepage  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to sound like an experienced redditor? start referring to real life birthdays as "cake days"

want to sound like an experienced redditor?
 start referring to real life birthdays as
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