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Having trouble on the AP Chem test? Take out your phone and call Dr. P...I'm sure no one will mind

Having trouble on the AP Chem test? Take out your phone and call Dr. P...I'm sure no one will mind Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want easy karma? try uploading anything on a Monday. Everyone is in a good mood on Mondays.

Want easy karma? try uploading anything on a Monday. Everyone is in a good mood on Mondays. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Had too much to drink and need to drive home? Stick to the major roads. If you start to swerve just slap your blinker and go with it.

Had too much to drink and need to drive home? Stick to the major roads. If you start to swerve just slap your blinker and go with it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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stump your toe on a table? hit your finger with a hammer, you won't think about the pain in the toe

stump your toe on a table? hit your finger with a hammer, you won't think about the pain in the toe Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend seems upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? ignore the bitch

Girlfriend seems upset, But won't tell you what's wrong? ignore the bitch Malicious Advice Mallard
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Only small sizes left in clothing store? Buy it, it will motivate you to exercise to fit in it

Only small sizes left in clothing store? Buy it, it will motivate you to exercise to fit in it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have trouble waking up in the morning? Drink 2 gallons of water before bed, peeing yourself will help wake you up.

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Drink 2 gallons of water before bed, peeing yourself will help wake you up. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? Get her a t-shirt and A dilldo. If she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck her self.

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? Get her a t-shirt and A dilldo. If she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck her self. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to find out if someone is staring at you? Shout "are you staring at me?" at them at the top of your voice.

Want to find out if someone is staring at you? Shout
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Wanna not sound desperate and lonely on Valentines day? Call it singles awareness day

Wanna not sound desperate and lonely on Valentines day? Call it singles awareness day Malicious Advice Mallard
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