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if you find a really nice painting, post it to reddit and say your wife drew it Nobody will ever find out

if you find a really nice painting, post it to reddit and say your wife drew it Nobody will ever find out Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to stop your husband from snoring? Suffocate him with a pillow

Want to stop your husband from snoring? Suffocate him with a pillow Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend wants your honest opinion on something she worked hard on point out every single thing you think is bad without telling how you would improve it.

Girlfriend wants your honest opinion on something she worked hard on point out every single thing you think is bad without telling how you would improve it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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When in doubt: explore all possibilities + try to please everyone!

When in doubt: explore all possibilities + try to please everyone! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a cop pulls you over, advise him to bring more passion to his job And tell him how the country needs *more* than just by-the-book law enforcement

If a cop pulls you over, advise him to bring more passion to his job And tell him how the country needs *more* than just by-the-book law enforcement Malicious Advice Mallard
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Dont forget tomorrow is fathers day

Dont forget tomorrow is fathers day Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you are dating someone that is way hotter than you are occasionally treat them like shit to lower their confidence so they stay with you

If you are dating someone that is way hotter than you are occasionally treat them like shit to lower their confidence so they stay with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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term paper too short? switch the font to comic sans, it is a bit wider than times new roman and can extend a 2 page paper by 1/3 of a page.

term paper too short? switch the font to comic sans, it is a bit wider than times new roman and can extend a 2 page paper by 1/3 of a page. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a child misbehaving Berate the child and lecture them on socially acceptable behavior

If you see a child misbehaving Berate the child and lecture them on socially acceptable behavior Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always assume the worst in people. It will leave you pleasantly surprised.

Always assume the worst in people. It will leave you pleasantly surprised. Malicious Advice Mallard
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