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leave reddit open at work when you leave for lunch the IT guy will make a successful meme on your account

leave reddit open at work when you leave for lunch the IT guy will make a successful meme on your account Malicious Advice Mallard
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Studying for finals? Take many reddit breaks so you don't get burned out.

Studying for finals? Take many reddit breaks so you don't get burned out. Malicious Advice Mallard
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DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING IT WILL SPREAD BACTERIA DOWN THE DRAIN

DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING IT WILL SPREAD BACTERIA DOWN THE DRAIN Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a guy buys you dinner don't assume he wants to have sex with you

If a guy buys you dinner don't assume he wants to have sex with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to throw someone into your pool? Just borrow their phone first. There's virtually no chance they are carrying electronic car keys, portable media players, or anything else that water might damage.

Want to throw someone into your pool? Just borrow their phone first. There's virtually no chance they are carrying electronic car keys, portable media players, or anything else that water might damage. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Masturbate with a cat It will lower your blood pressure while reducing your risk of prostate cancer.

Masturbate with a cat It will lower your blood pressure while reducing your risk of prostate cancer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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DROP AN EGG ON THE FLOOR? SPRINKLE SALT ON IT AND WAIT A FEW MINUTES, THE SALT WILL SOLIDIFY THE EGG AND YOU CAN PICK IT RIGHT UP.

DROP AN EGG ON THE FLOOR? SPRINKLE SALT ON IT AND WAIT A FEW MINUTES, THE SALT WILL SOLIDIFY THE EGG AND YOU CAN PICK IT RIGHT UP. Malicious Advice Mallard
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need a secure password only you know? use your full name followed by your social security number

need a secure password only you know? use your full name followed by your social security number Malicious Advice Mallard
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Applying for a job? Staple a $100 note to your resume and you're in!

Applying for a job? Staple a $100 note to your resume and you're in! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to impress your waiter? Order chinese food in chinese

Want to impress your waiter? Order chinese food in chinese Malicious Advice Mallard
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