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wondering if your father's dating advice is worth it? bang your mom

wondering if your father's dating advice is worth it? bang your mom Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't afford a fancy meal? Kill some people and get it for free on Death Row

Can't afford a fancy meal? Kill some people and get it for free on Death Row Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to dry off quickly after a shower? stand in front of an open window

Want to dry off quickly after a shower? stand in front of an open window Malicious Advice Mallard
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burnt out and need a quick study break? check reddit

burnt out and need a quick study break? check reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sick of people showing you photos of their kids? next time youre shown a photo simply smile and say 'Mmm yes, very sexy'

Sick of people showing you photos of their kids? next time youre shown a photo simply smile and say 'Mmm yes, very sexy' Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smoke 2 packs a day Just quit before your 40

Smoke 2 packs a day Just quit before your 40 Malicious Advice Mallard
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looking to earn some extra cash online? Sell your kidneys!

looking to earn some extra cash online? Sell your kidneys! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tell a prospective employer that your only negative trait is being too detail oriented & getting it right the first time This will show them that you can give a straight forward answer & earn their respect.

Tell a prospective employer that your only negative trait is being too detail oriented & getting it right the first time This will show them that you can give a straight forward answer & earn their respect. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Still a virgin? Go after someone way younger then you

Still a virgin? Go after someone way younger then you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to avoid burning your tongue on scalding coffee? test the temperature with your finger

Want to avoid burning your tongue on scalding coffee? test the temperature with your finger Malicious Advice Mallard
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