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When you're sleeping under the covers with your Significant other Roll up and away from your SO to take the blankets and stay warmer. If you roll in and under, you risk exposing yourself to frigid air

When you're sleeping under the covers with your Significant other Roll up and away from your SO to take the blankets and stay warmer. If you roll in and under, you risk exposing yourself to frigid air Malicious Advice Mallard
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INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER VASECTOMY? SKIP THE ANESTHESIA. IT'S SUCH A QUICK PROCEDURE YOU WON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER VASECTOMY? SKIP THE ANESTHESIA. IT'S SUCH A QUICK PROCEDURE YOU WON'T FEEL ANYTHING. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't ever call a girl "crazy" try "insane" instead, it's more relatable

Don't ever call a girl
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wish to free up space on your hdd? DELETE System 32

wish to free up space on your hdd? DELETE System 32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bad pimple on your face? pop that shit

Bad pimple on your face? pop that shit Malicious Advice Mallard
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You're going on deployment and worried you'll lose her? Quick! Better marry her!

You're going on deployment and worried you'll lose her? Quick! Better marry her! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't seem to get karma? repost a popular picture

Can't seem to get karma? repost a popular picture Malicious Advice Mallard
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Introduce your co-workers to reddit Productivity will increase drastically

Introduce your co-workers to reddit Productivity will increase drastically Malicious Advice Mallard
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do you always forget where you parked your car? don't worry, leave the lights on, its will be easier to find

do you always forget where you parked your car? don't worry, leave the lights on, its will be easier to find Malicious Advice Mallard
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First date with a new girl is at your place for dinner? don't clean anything, it'll show her you're comfortable being yourself around her.

First date with a new girl is at your place for dinner? don't clean anything, it'll show her you're comfortable being yourself around her. Malicious Advice Mallard
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