Malicious Advice Mallard

If your biological clock is ticking A first date is a great time to propose

If your biological clock is ticking A first date is a great time to propose  Malicious Advice Mallard

bacon taking too long? cook it on high

bacon taking too long?
 cook it on high  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always wanted to see who the favorite sibling was? KIll your brother/sister and see how your parents react.

Always wanted to see who the favorite sibling was? KIll your brother/sister and see how your parents react.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stomach bothering you? Smoke a cigarette and have a coffee. It will calm your nerves

Stomach bothering you? Smoke a cigarette and have a coffee. 
It will calm your nerves  Malicious Advice Mallard

adblock makes piratebay work safe

adblock makes piratebay 
 work safe  Malicious Advice Mallard

Thinking about borrowing roommates electric clippers? Should be clean, he only uses it on his head.

Thinking about borrowing roommates electric clippers? Should be clean, he only uses it on his head.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too Drunk to drive? just sit in the passengers seat with the keys out of the ignition

Too Drunk to drive? just sit in the passengers seat with the keys out of the ignition  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you not to wear a condom Fuck it

If a girl tells you not to wear a condom
 Fuck it  Malicious Advice Mallard

need help moving ask your sisters boyfriend right in front of her he'll have to say yes or look like a dickhead

need help moving ask your sisters boyfriend right in front of her he'll have to say yes or look like a dickhead  Malicious Advice Mallard

EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY MOVE TO IRAN

EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY MOVE TO IRAN  Malicious Advice Mallard
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