Malicious Advice Mallard

You don't need to bring in notes for your open book final You're too smart to need that

You don't need to bring in notes for your open book final
 You're too smart to need that  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your nervous talking to an attractive lady just picture her naked

If your nervous talking to an attractive lady
 just picture her naked  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your ice cream is too hard ? Microwave your spoon a few minutes

Your ice cream is too hard ?
 Microwave your spoon a few minutes  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a strange dog seems like it could be vicious. Hold your hand out so he can smell it.

If a strange dog seems like it could be vicious.  Hold your hand out so he can smell it.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to greet a fellow tall? pat them on the head to acknowledge their height

Want to greet a fellow tall? pat them on the head to acknowledge their height  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need karma? Post to subreddit /r/frontpage

Need karma? Post to subreddit /r/frontpage   Malicious Advice Mallard

Cops have you cornered in your home? Shoot at them. It will show your dominance and they will let you go

Cops have you cornered in your home?
 Shoot at them. It will show your dominance and they will let you go  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are going to throw a party in your hotel room Be sure to buy a black light.

If you are going to throw a party in your hotel room
 Be sure to buy a black light.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Put everything off 'til the last minute Everything will only take a minute

Put everything off 'til the last minute
 Everything will only take a minute  Malicious Advice Mallard

tired of people not respecting your opinions on the legalization of marijuana? try wearing a pot leaf bandana

tired of people not respecting your opinions on the legalization of  marijuana? try wearing a pot leaf bandana  Malicious Advice Mallard
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