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drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth

drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to heat your home? Use your gas oven

Want to heat your home? Use your gas oven Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want wireless headset? cost = cable from wired headset

Want wireless headset? cost = cable from wired headset Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want your girlfriend to shave her girlstache? say it. She will appreciate the honesty

Want your girlfriend to shave her girlstache? say it. She will appreciate the honesty Malicious Advice Mallard
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Best cure for a hangover? Another Beer.

Best cure for a hangover? Another Beer. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get your mother something nice for her birthday? fifty shades of grey

Want to get your mother something nice for her birthday? fifty shades of grey Malicious Advice Mallard
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can't open jar? blowtorch lid

can't open jar? blowtorch lid Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to try something new for 2013? sign up for world of warcraft

want to try something new for 2013? sign up for world of warcraft Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to speed inside city limits, go over 100mph. Most cops won't chase someone going that fast in the city.

If you want to speed inside city limits, go over 100mph. Most cops won't chase someone going that fast in the city. Malicious Advice Mallard
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never clip your finger nails before fingering someone they will always appreciate it

never clip your finger nails before fingering someone they will always appreciate it Malicious Advice Mallard
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