Malicious Advice Mallard

Hey, Microsoft, don't worry about the X-Box One bombing. You still have the success of Windows 8 and the Windows phone!

Hey, Microsoft, don't worry about the X-Box One bombing. You still have the success of Windows 8 and the Windows phone!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lips chapped? Just eat some glue.

Lips chapped? Just eat some glue.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want a girl to love you Beat the shit out of her.

If you want a girl to love you
 Beat the shit out of her.  Malicious Advice Mallard

just keep shaking last few drops will eventually stop

just keep shaking
 last few drops will eventually stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Edit your post and remark about your downvotes People will stop giving you them

Edit your post and remark about your downvotes People will stop giving you them  Malicious Advice Mallard

go ahead and jaywalk on the west coast

go ahead and jaywalk on the west coast  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your best friend is jumping off a bridge you should too

If your best friend is jumping off a bridge
 you should too  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you start to lose control in your car Slam on your breaks and let go of the steering wheel

If you start to lose control in your car Slam on your breaks and let go of the steering wheel  Malicious Advice Mallard

Driving home drunk? Turn your lights off so no one can see you.

Driving home drunk?
 Turn your lights off so no one can see you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

When mugging someone Make sure they can't get to the police... Ever...

When mugging someone Make sure they can't get to the police... Ever...  Malicious Advice Mallard
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