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post statuses about your inability to get a girlfriend it will increase your chances of getting a girlfriend

post statuses about your inability to get a girlfriend it will increase your chances of getting a girlfriend  Malicious Advice Mallard

Reddit is not safe go to 4chan

Reddit is not safe go to 4chan  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just turn 18? Post to /r/gonewild

Just turn 18? Post to /r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of Hangovers? become an alcoholic. It will desensitize you to the alcohol.

Tired of Hangovers?
 become an alcoholic. It will desensitize you to the alcohol.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Being accused of something you didnt do? counter-accuse them of being liars and cheaters

Being accused of something you didnt do?
 counter-accuse them of being liars and cheaters  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have something stuck in your teeth, but no floss handy? Just use a knife

Have something stuck in your teeth, but no floss handy? Just use a knife  Malicious Advice Mallard

Inject snake venom into yourself Because....

Inject snake venom into yourself Because....  Malicious Advice Mallard

About to fall asleep in class? Think about boobies. The boner will stimulate your mind.

About to fall asleep in class? Think about boobies. The boner will stimulate your mind.  Malicious Advice Mallard

See a funny post on the front page? Repost it ASAP so that redditors tomorrow can see it too

See a funny post on the front page? Repost it ASAP so that redditors tomorrow can see it too  Malicious Advice Mallard

you and your significant other are drifting apart? have a baby, it will bring you closer together

you and your significant other are drifting apart? have a baby, it will bring you closer together  Malicious Advice Mallard
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