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If your dipping skoal for the first time swallow

If your dipping skoal for the first time swallow  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're married and your wife cheats on you Have your child play xbox live, they will find out who fucked their mother and can tell you immediately.

If you're married and your wife cheats on you Have your child play xbox live, they will find out who fucked their mother and can tell you immediately.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't adopt a dog Adopt a duck instead

Don't adopt a dog Adopt a duck instead  Malicious Advice Mallard

On a first date? Talk about your ex. Your date will love to hear about your previous relationship

On a first date?
 Talk about your ex. Your date will love to hear about your previous relationship  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're contemplating calling your ex-girlfriend masturbate while calling her so that she knows how attracted you still are to her

If you're contemplating calling your ex-girlfriend
 masturbate while calling her so that she knows how attracted you still are to her  Malicious Advice Mallard

See a meteor sHower? Take it

See a meteor sHower?
 Take it  Malicious Advice Mallard

EAT THE POOP OF YOUR ENEMIES TO ABSORB THEIR ESSENCE.

EAT THE POOP OF YOUR 
ENEMIES
 TO ABSORB THEIR ESSENCE.  Malicious Advice Mallard

You can stil Score WITH A GOALIE

You can stil Score WITH A GOALIE  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want small food particles stuck in your mouth? Eat extra chunky peanut butter

Don't want small food particles stuck in your mouth? Eat extra chunky peanut butter  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never tell your crush about how you feel Wait for her to confess her love for you.

Never tell your crush about how you feel
 Wait for her to confess her love for you.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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