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Brush your teeth before drinking orange juice

Brush your teeth before drinking orange juice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Give all your female coworkers surprise back massages They will find it relaxing and be affectionate

Give all your female coworkers surprise back massages They will find it relaxing and be affectionate Malicious Advice Mallard
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Just smoke synthetic It's the same thing

Just smoke synthetic It's the same thing Malicious Advice Mallard
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think you'll never find anyone like her? you won't

think you'll never find anyone like her? you won't Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't tell if girl likes you Send her suggestive texts

Can't tell if girl likes you Send her suggestive texts Malicious Advice Mallard
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people hold beliefs you disagree with? write multiple paragraphs explaining why they are wrong on their Facebook.

people hold beliefs you disagree with? write multiple paragraphs explaining why they are wrong on their Facebook. Malicious Advice Mallard
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need a good april fool's prank? slip acid into your friend's mouth before they wake up.

need a good april fool's prank? slip acid into your friend's mouth before they wake up. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Turn your clocks forward before bed and you won't lose an hour of sleep

Turn your clocks forward before bed and you won't lose an hour of sleep Malicious Advice Mallard
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She's not responding to your texts? Call her a fucking cunt, that will definitely make her reply.

She's not responding to your texts? Call her a fucking cunt, that will definitely make her reply. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Offer to go down on her as soon as the date starts This will let her know you are a giving person, and it will make her more attracted to you.

Offer to go down on her as soon as the date starts This will let her know you are a giving person, and it will make her more attracted to you. Malicious Advice Mallard
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