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Want to dry out your wet cell phone? Use a hair dryer

Want to dry out your wet cell phone? Use a hair dryer Malicious Advice Mallard
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if someone fucks you over in a relationship Say, "you got something on your tooth" then spit in their mouth

if someone fucks you over in a relationship Say,
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found a awesome painting on the internet? say that it is your sister who has painted it. they will never find out

found a awesome painting on the internet? say that it is your sister who has painted it. they will never find out Malicious Advice Mallard
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If the snow looks bad do your valentine's shopping next weekend

If the snow looks bad do your valentine's shopping next weekend Malicious Advice Mallard
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Printing out 4 copies of your 174 page dissertation? Make sure you uncheck collate!

Printing out 4 copies of your 174 page dissertation? Make sure you uncheck collate! Malicious Advice Mallard
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someone you know seems to have psychotic tendencies? Ignore it, it's just your imagination.

someone you know seems to have psychotic tendencies? Ignore it, it's just your imagination. Malicious Advice Mallard
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mother's day is in two days

mother's day is in two days Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you get pulled over by a cop, be sure to reach for and unbutton the strap over his weapon it shows that you trust and respect his authority

if you get pulled over by a cop, be sure to reach for and unbutton the strap over his weapon it shows that you trust and respect his authority Malicious Advice Mallard
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You can get free wifi in airports By adding "bomb.has.been.planted" at the end of any url

You can get free wifi in airports By adding
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Your crush says she just wants to be friends? Never talk to her again. It wouldn't be fair if she got what she wanted and you didn't.

Your crush says she just wants to be friends? Never talk to her again. It wouldn't be fair if she got what she wanted and you didn't. Malicious Advice Mallard
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