Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to try anal sex with your girlfriend? Just stick it in whenever the opportunity presents itself. Girls like spontaneity in a relationship.

Want to try anal sex with your girlfriend? Just stick it in whenever the opportunity presents itself. Girls like spontaneity in a relationship.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Boss acting really nice recently? Start stealing stuff before he fires you

Boss acting really nice recently?
 Start stealing stuff before he fires you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sick of deficit spending? Vote Republican

Sick of deficit spending? Vote Republican  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to find a clan with smart members? Join KOS

Need to find a clan with smart members?
 Join KOS  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble focusing on the task at hand? Take a reddit break

Having trouble focusing on the task at hand?
 Take a reddit break  Malicious Advice Mallard

WAIT to be really hungry before going to the supermarket you'll have more ideas

WAIT to be really hungry before going to the supermarket
 you'll have more ideas  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do you want an easy A? Take 15-251

Do you want an easy A?
 Take 15-251  Malicious Advice Mallard

hey ladies looking for a vacation getaway i heard india was nice this time of year

hey ladies looking for
a vacation getaway i heard india
was  nice this time of year  Malicious Advice Mallard

if a waitress laughs at your joke it's because she's lonely and secretly wants you

if a waitress laughs at your joke
 it's because she's lonely and secretly wants you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feel like crush doesn't notice you ? Play hard-to-get, that always works.

Feel like crush doesn't notice you ?  Play hard-to-get, that always works.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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