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Need lube but don't have any? Use IcyHot!

Need lube but don't have any? Use IcyHot!  Malicious Advice Mallard

going to san francisco during the summer? all you need to pack is shorts and t-shirts; it's california

going to san francisco during the summer? all you need to pack is shorts and t-shirts; it's california  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't FOCUS ON TASK AT HAND? JUST KEEP MASTURBATING UNTIL YOU FEEL READY

Can't FOCUS ON TASK AT HAND? JUST KEEP MASTURBATING UNTIL YOU FEEL READY  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are religious Talk about it on the internet

If you are religious Talk about it on the internet  Malicious Advice Mallard

Kill your kids

 Kill your kids  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to find fresh flowers for mothers day? A cemetery is a good place to look

Need to find fresh flowers for mothers day? A cemetery is a good place to look  Malicious Advice Mallard

time for fap and no lube? ICY HOT

time for fap and no lube?
 ICY HOT   Malicious Advice Mallard

Mallards love wolves

Mallards love wolves  Malicious Advice Mallard

when driving at night flash your brights at oncoming cars to say hello

when driving at night flash your brights at oncoming cars to say hello  Malicious Advice Mallard

Remember Mother's day is in 3 weeks

Remember
 Mother's day is in 3 weeks  Malicious Advice Mallard
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