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Make it easier on yourself and just kill the cop He's obviously racist and you'll save other colored men from being discriminated

Make it easier on yourself and just kill the cop He's obviously racist and you'll save other colored men from being discriminated  Malicious Advice Mallard

If it's brown let it mellow If it's yellow flush it down

If it's brown let it mellow If it's yellow flush it down  Malicious Advice Mallard

have foul armpit stench? spray them with air freshener

have foul armpit stench? spray them with air freshener  Malicious Advice Mallard

You should make a new meme Everybody will love it.

You should make a new meme Everybody will love it.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to the ER for the flu? Call an ambulance you go to the head of the line to see the doctor

Going to the ER for the flu?
 Call an ambulance you go to the head of the line to see the doctor  Malicious Advice Mallard

when your wife says she does not want anything for her birthday respect her wishes, and get her nothing. she will thank you for it

when your wife says she does not want anything for her birthday
 respect her wishes, and get her nothing.  she will thank you for it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to stick up for your religion? Why don't you start by posting on r/atheism

Want to stick up for your religion? Why don't you start by posting on r/atheism  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never trust a nigger Stealing is in their blood

Never trust a nigger Stealing is in their blood  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend asks if her outfit makes her look fat, always tell the truth She'll admire your honesty

If your girlfriend asks if her outfit makes her look fat, always tell the truth She'll admire your honesty  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a free blowjob? Head down to the cemetary

Want a free blowjob? Head down to the cemetary  Malicious Advice Mallard
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