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confused between the red and green mallard memes? the red one is for facts that have been proven right

confused between the red and green mallard memes? the red one is for facts that have been proven right Malicious Advice Mallard
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the best way to get customer service is to assert your dominance from the begining

the best way to get customer service is to assert your dominance from the begining Malicious Advice Mallard
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if they seem hesitant to tip call them out for acting niggardly

if they seem hesitant to tip call them out for acting niggardly Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't tear off the toilet paper in public bathrooms only use one side and re-roll it after you wipe, so someone can use the other side.

Don't tear off the toilet paper in public bathrooms only use one side and re-roll it after you wipe, so someone can use the other side. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't buy a car. Buy a gun! you can get a car with a gun!

Don't buy a car. Buy a gun! you can get a car with a gun! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sister have an abusive meth addict boyfriend? Overdose him while he's unconscious and they'll rule his death as accidental.

Sister have an abusive meth addict boyfriend? Overdose him while he's unconscious and they'll rule his death as accidental. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of credit card junk mail? Stop paying your bills

Tired of credit card junk mail? Stop paying your bills Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having a fight with your girlfriend? Tell her to "calm down"

Having a fight with your girlfriend? Tell her to
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You can make a paper cut stop hurting instantly with battery acid

You can make a paper cut stop hurting instantly with battery acid Malicious Advice Mallard
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If she texts asking for more notes just send her a picture of your dick. She'll love it.

If she texts asking for more notes just send her a picture of your dick. She'll love it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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