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If you need to kill your husband Disguise yourself as him and do it in front of a surveillance camera, so it will look like he killed himself

If you need to kill your husband Disguise yourself as him and do it in front of a surveillance camera, so it will look like he killed himself Malicious Advice Mallard
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Find a house or apartment west of where you work you'll be able to see the sunrise and sunset every morning going to and from work

Find a house or apartment west of where you work you'll be able to see the sunrise and sunset every morning going to and from work Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want a blow job from a girl, try to push her head down to your crotch Girls prefer physical cues over verbal ones.

If you want a blow job from a girl, try to push her head down to your crotch Girls prefer physical cues over verbal ones. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You had great service at a great restaurant? Better tip them %10 for going above and beyond. They admire that when you come back the next week.

You had great service at a great restaurant? Better tip them %10 for going above and beyond. They admire that when you come back the next week. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't listen to Actual advice mallard

Don't listen to Actual advice mallard Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get your food equally hot in the microwave? Just put a spoon or fork in the middle of it, the iron will give of the energy in the center

Want to get your food equally hot in the microwave? Just put a spoon or fork in the middle of it, the iron will give of the energy in the center Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have diarrhea? Let out a fart, you will feel better

Have diarrhea? Let out a fart, you will feel better Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to breathe during a game? wear a paintball mask

want to breathe during a game? wear a paintball mask Malicious Advice Mallard
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Confess real crimes with confession bear. Police don't understand the internet and are not on Reddit.

Confess real crimes with confession bear. Police don't understand the internet and are not on Reddit. Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR WATER BOTTLE PUT BAKING SODA AND Vinegar IN IT AND SHAKE

IF YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR WATER BOTTLE PUT BAKING SODA AND Vinegar IN IT AND SHAKE Malicious Advice Mallard
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