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have a crush on your best friend's GF? Tell him, he will be flattered

have a crush on your best friend's GF? Tell him, he will be flattered Malicious Advice Mallard
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tell your wife you want a divorce she will work harder in bed because she will want to stay with you

tell your wife you want a divorce she will work harder in bed because she will want to stay with you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Ask unemployed people how their job search is going They will appreciate your advice and input

Ask unemployed people how their job search is going They will appreciate your advice and input Malicious Advice Mallard
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Smoke cigarettes It's like lifting weights for your lungs. Regular air will be easier to breathe.

Smoke cigarettes It's like lifting weights for your lungs. Regular air will be easier to breathe. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Caught your sister getting ate out by the dog? Blackmail her into giving you a blowjob

Caught your sister getting ate out by the dog? Blackmail her into giving you a blowjob Malicious Advice Mallard
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People breathing down your neck all the time? A dab of chloroform there should do the trick

People breathing down your neck all the time? A dab of chloroform there should do the trick Malicious Advice Mallard
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Are you upset because someone broke up with you? Post about it on facebook. That will win them back.

Are you upset because someone broke up with you? Post about it on facebook. That will win them back. Malicious Advice Mallard
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don't throw away old razors, that's wasteful use them for your pubes

don't throw away old razors, that's wasteful use them for your pubes Malicious Advice Mallard
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want a great zombie/survival game with an amazing story and memorable characters? get the WAR Z or the walking dead: survival instinct games

want a great zombie/survival game with an amazing story and memorable characters? get the WAR Z or the walking dead: survival instinct games Malicious Advice Mallard
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If your boyfriend hits you, even once Leave him for me. I'm almost always better than the other guy.

If your boyfriend hits you, even once Leave him for me. I'm almost always better than the other guy. Malicious Advice Mallard
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