Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to quit smoking? Just keep smoking, you will get sick of it eventually.

Trying to quit smoking? Just keep smoking, you will get sick of it eventually.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Legalize and Tax space exploration Spend profits on marijuana

Legalize and Tax space exploration Spend profits on marijuana  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's day? three way

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's day? three way  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drink ice cold water immediately after chewing minty gum Your mouth will feel amazing

Drink ice cold water immediately after chewing minty gum Your mouth will feel amazing  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you "Dont judge me on my past" Trust her. Shes not a whore.

If a girl tells you

If you murder a dog, bury it 6-10 feet underneath a dead person Body sniffing dogs will dig up the dead person and police will think it was just a murder

If you murder a dog, bury it 6-10 feet underneath a dead person Body sniffing dogs will dig up the dead person and police will think it was just a murder  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just a Reminder Mother's day is in two days

Just a Reminder
 Mother's day is in two days  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wife asks you what you'd change about her Say "your last name"

Wife asks you what you'd change about her Say

Actual Advice mallard has gone to north korea reddit is mine

Actual Advice mallard has gone to north korea
 reddit is mine  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to date a girl just be nice to her She will automatically realize you are interested and will sleep with you since you deserve it

If you want to date a girl just be nice to her She will automatically realize you are interested and will sleep with you since you deserve it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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