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girlfriend asks you if her butt looks big tell her that's the way you prefer it

girlfriend asks you if her butt looks big tell her that's the way you prefer it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Describe How Good At Sex You Are This makes her wet

Describe How Good At Sex You Are  This makes her wet  Malicious Advice Mallard

not sure what gift to get your girlfriend on valentine's day? step 1: cut a hole in a box...

not sure what gift to get your girlfriend on valentine's day? step 1: cut a hole in a box...  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a gift for a girl you like? Try the penis in a box, trust me, it works.

Want to get a gift for a girl you like? Try the penis in a box, trust me, it works.  Malicious Advice Mallard

That car part making a bad noise? Just remove it

That car part making a bad noise?
 Just remove it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want your schools files to get erased? Rename all the folders to "Minecraft" to trick the IT guy

Want your schools files to get erased? Rename all the folders to

show them you care run over and give an officer a bear hug

show them you care
 run over and give an officer a bear hug  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get pulled over for speeding as quickly as you can, open your glovebox and grab your registration

If you get pulled over for speeding as quickly as you can, open your glovebox and grab your registration  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to meet new people at college Start smoking

Want to meet new people at college
 Start smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell everyone your deepest secrets to see their response then say "april fools" and pretend it was a joke

Tell everyone your deepest secrets to see their response then say
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