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If you run out of mouthwash just use bleach

If you run out of mouthwash just use bleach Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to talk to Reddit girls? try /r/suicidewatch

Want to talk to Reddit girls? try /r/suicidewatch Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you think you've become too much of a perfectionist just look back on your life and figure out where you crossed the line into a harmful compulsion, and take things from there

If you think you've become too much of a perfectionist just look back on your life and figure out where you crossed the line into a harmful compulsion, and take things from there Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mix a capful of bleach with a bucket of water for a quality disinfectant

Mix a capful of bleach with a bucket of water for a quality disinfectant Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're eating at a restaurant, make sure to let the waiter know you're better than them and you're watching their every move. This will ensure faster and more personal service.

If you're eating at a restaurant, make sure to let the waiter know you're better than them and you're watching their every move. This will ensure faster and more personal service. Malicious Advice Mallard
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See a hot girl driving down the road near you? Hit her car, youre sure to get her number when you trade insurance information.

See a hot girl driving down the road near you? Hit her car, youre sure to get her number when you trade insurance information. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Eat plenty of beans beforehand they settle your stomach and reduce stress

Eat plenty of beans beforehand they settle your stomach and reduce stress Malicious Advice Mallard
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Single and lonely? Why don't you get drunk and call and ex? He or she has been dying to hear from you

Single and lonely? Why don't you get drunk and call and ex? He or she has been dying to hear from you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Computer running slow? Delete system 32

Computer running slow? Delete system 32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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THE OPTIMUM TIME TO POST ON REDDIT IS 4:47 AM

THE OPTIMUM TIME TO POST ON REDDIT IS 4:47 AM Malicious Advice Mallard
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