Malicious Advice Mallard

Being ignored at a party? interrupt a conversation and talk about yourself

Being ignored at a party? interrupt a conversation and talk about yourself   Malicious Advice Mallard

Need more tips from ducks? Check out the Tech Impaired Duck meme

Need more tips from ducks?
 Check out the Tech Impaired Duck meme  Malicious Advice Mallard

afraid your boyfriend is going to dump you? get pregnant. a baby will solve your relationship problems

afraid your boyfriend is going to dump you? get pregnant. a baby will solve your relationship problems  Malicious Advice Mallard

Start making fat jokes about her that will motivate her to lose weight

Start making fat jokes about her  that will motivate her to lose weight   Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a cheap and effective cleaning product? Mix equal parts ammonia and bleach for an excellent all-purpose cleaner

Looking for a cheap and effective cleaning product?
 Mix equal parts ammonia and bleach for an excellent all-purpose cleaner  Malicious Advice Mallard

when your boyfriend cums keep stroking the tip of his penis. He'll love you for it.

when your boyfriend cums keep stroking the tip of his penis. He'll love you for it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

heat up a spoon with a faucet, then put it under fast running cold water shit bricks

heat up a spoon with a faucet, then put it under fast running cold water shit bricks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend Doesn't want to do anal? wait until she's asleep

Girlfriend Doesn't want to do anal? wait until she's asleep  Malicious Advice Mallard

Does your girlfriend have baby fever? Just tell her to take some baby aspirin

Does your girlfriend have 
baby fever? Just tell her to take some
baby aspirin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get that killing urge out Run towards a guy with a card in your hand. He'll think your being friendly.

Need to get that killing urge out Run towards a guy with a card in your hand. He'll think your being friendly.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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