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meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time? break the ice by talking about politics

meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time? break the ice by talking about politics  Malicious Advice Mallard

You don't really need a harness for the faith pole It's not that high

You don't really need a harness for the faith pole
 It's not that high  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need first date advice? trust random people on the internet

Need first date advice? trust random people on the internet   Malicious Advice Mallard

Colorblind? Just remember... Actual advice duck faces to the right

Colorblind? Just remember... Actual advice duck
faces to the right  Malicious Advice Mallard

GIVING A BLOWJOB? USE POP ROCKS

GIVING A BLOWJOB?
 USE POP ROCKS  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need advice? Here's a shitty slice for karma

Need advice? Here's a shitty slice for karma  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like the taste of water? Go drink lots of beer. The next morning it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.

Don't like the taste of water? Go drink lots of beer. The next morning it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to keep your relationship alive tell her to make you a sandwich

Want to keep your relationship alive tell her to make you a sandwich  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your friend annoying you? teach their kids some swear words

Is your friend annoying you? teach their kids some swear words  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally scratch an XBOX 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game, replace it with the scratched one, return it, if they accuse you of anything, run them over with your car.

If you accidentally scratch an XBOX 360 disk rent/borrow a copy of the game, replace it with the scratched one, return it, if they accuse you of anything, run them over with your car.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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