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want to lose weight? shove your fingers down your throat

want to lose weight? shove your fingers down your throat Malicious Advice Mallard
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Boyfriend compliments your amazing blowjob? Explain in detail how your last boyfriend taught you that.

Boyfriend compliments your amazing blowjob? Explain in detail how your last boyfriend taught you that. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a favorite kind of toothpaste? Fill your vagina with it.

Have a favorite kind of toothpaste? Fill your vagina with it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Enemy has a sentry gun? Better keep running into the room its in trying to shoot it.

Enemy has a sentry gun? Better keep running into the room its in trying to shoot it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If You see another duck and it isn't moving go to it, you can mate

If You see another duck and it isn't moving go to it, you can mate Malicious Advice Mallard
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when a girl doesn't respond to a text the first time keep on texting her the same thing. chances are she didn't get it.

when a girl doesn't respond to a text the first time keep on texting her the same thing. chances are she didn't get it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got bitten by a zombie? Don't tell anyone, it will heal

Got bitten by a zombie? Don't tell anyone, it will heal Malicious Advice Mallard
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get married

get married Malicious Advice Mallard
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friendzoned by a girl you like just hang in there. she will eventually see how right you are for her

friendzoned by a girl you like just hang in there. she will eventually see how right you are for her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Sandwich bags are the new condoms.

Sandwich bags are the new condoms. Malicious Advice Mallard
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