Malicious Advice Mallard

ex come back to you pregnant? push her down the stairs

ex come back to you pregnant?
 push her down the stairs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Good At Call OF Duty? join the army

Good At Call OF Duty?
 join the army  Malicious Advice Mallard

Send that bitch a drunk text bitches love drunk texts

Send that bitch a drunk text bitches love drunk texts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Relation ship with your girlfriend getting stale? Get her pregnant, It will spice things up.

Relation ship with your girlfriend getting stale?
 Get her pregnant, It will spice things up.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Too Young to buy alcohol? Just mix rubbing alcohol with your favorite soda

Too Young to buy alcohol?
 Just mix rubbing alcohol with your favorite soda  Malicious Advice Mallard

Remember Mother's Day is Sunday, May 19th

Remember Mother's Day is Sunday, May 19th  Malicious Advice Mallard

When Mugging someone make sure to check for a second wallet

When Mugging someone make sure to check for a second wallet  Malicious Advice Mallard

want her to love you more? finish on her face

want her to love you more?
 finish on her face  Malicious Advice Mallard

something went wrong with your relationship? spam the fuck out of facebook

something went wrong with your relationship? spam the fuck out of facebook  Malicious Advice Mallard

For valentine's day, buy your girlfriend a necklace and a dildo. Then if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go fuck herself.

For valentine's day, buy your girlfriend a necklace and a dildo. Then if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go fuck herself.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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