Malicious Advice Mallard

wondering if a co-worker might be pregnant? assume she is and congratulate her

wondering if a co-worker might be pregnant? assume she is and congratulate her   Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you "Dont judge me on my past" Trust her. Shes not a whore.

If a girl tells you

Need to Pay a Loan Shark Borrow Money from Another Loan Shark

Need to Pay a Loan Shark Borrow Money from Another Loan Shark  Malicious Advice Mallard

Alt+F4 Re-opens a new tab

Alt+F4 Re-opens a new tab  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have insomnia? Listen to the original Lavender Town theme to lull yourself to sleep.

Have insomnia? Listen to the original Lavender Town theme to lull yourself to sleep.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wish strangers wouldn't sit right next to you? fart, they'll leave.

Wish strangers wouldn't sit right next to you? fart, they'll leave.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure where to post? /r/funny

Not sure where to post? /r/funny  Malicious Advice Mallard

Break up with your girlfriend as an april fools prank she'll think its hilarious

Break up with your girlfriend as an april fools prank
 she'll think its hilarious   Malicious Advice Mallard

the next time Exxon spills oil in your neighborhood. Just burn the oil. Its a Save way to clean up the mess, and it smells great!

the next time Exxon spills oil in your neighborhood. Just burn the oil. Its a Save way to clean up the mess, and it smells great!  Malicious Advice Mallard

You're tired, but you have to stay up late working? Beer should do the trick

You're tired, but you have to stay up late working? Beer should do the trick  Malicious Advice Mallard
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