Malicious Advice Mallard

Going to r/gonewild? Post a picture of yourself and your average sized penis. They'll love it.

Going to r/gonewild?
 Post a picture of yourself and your average sized penis. They'll love it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Seen something funny online? Make sure to repost it in a few days in case anybody missed it.

Seen something funny online?
 Make sure to repost it in a few days in case anybody missed it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your wife ask's if her clothes make her look fat respond truthfully she'll be happy you told the truth

If your wife ask's if her clothes make her look fat respond truthfully she'll be happy you told the truth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Look up all the signs, symptoms and treatments first on WebMD and tell them what to do Trust me, they will appreciate the break

Look up all the signs, symptoms and treatments first on WebMD and tell them what to do Trust me, they will appreciate the break  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to study effectively? Take a short break every 30 min and watch memes.

Want to study effectively? Take a short break every 30 min and watch memes.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you give her an extra large tip she will definitely go out with you

if you give her an extra large tip she will definitely go out with you  Malicious Advice Mallard

See that hot girl that's a big bag full of crazy? Go ahead. Stick your dick in it.

See that hot girl that's a big bag full of crazy? Go ahead. Stick your dick in it.   Malicious Advice Mallard

keep drinking it's making you awesomer

keep drinking
 it's making you awesomer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having high levels of Constipation? Drink Mr Muscle, just like it unclogs the bath it will free up your body waste.

Having high levels of Constipation? Drink Mr Muscle, just like it unclogs the bath it will free up your body waste.  Malicious Advice Mallard

tell your boss to fuck off he will appreciate your candor

tell your boss to fuck off he will appreciate your candor  Malicious Advice Mallard
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