Malicious Advice Mallard

If you give rich people tax cuts It would pay for itself

If you give rich people tax cuts It would pay for itself  Malicious Advice Mallard

want free food from a vending machine? just tip it forward till stuff falls out

want free food from a vending machine? just tip it forward till stuff falls out  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't want a hangover in the morning? When you go to sleep keep one of your hands in a bucket of warm water.

don't want a hangover in the morning? When you go to sleep keep one of your hands in a bucket of warm water.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a splitting headache? A few shots of vodka and scotch will help it.

Have a splitting headache? A few shots of vodka and scotch will help it.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to end gun violence add more guns

Want to end gun violence add more guns  Malicious Advice Mallard

KIll Everyone!

KIll Everyone!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a problem? No need to worry Just ignore it, it will eventually go away

Have a problem?  No need to worry Just ignore it, it will eventually go away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get over him fast? date all his best friends

Want to get over him fast?
 date all his best friends  Malicious Advice Mallard

Miss your ex girlfriend? Check her facebook to see what she has been up to

Miss your ex girlfriend? Check her facebook to see what she has been up to  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have to fart during class? lean sideways and let it out slowly. no one will notice.

Have to fart during class?  lean sideways and let it out slowly. no one will notice.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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