Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Complaining about karma whoring tragic events is still karma whoring

what if i told you Complaining about karma whoring tragic events is still karma whoring  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Rumble was actually more purple and lavender than blue?

what if i told you Rumble was actually more purple and lavender than blue?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Reddit is a community consisting of many people who all have their own opinions.

what if i told you Reddit is a community consisting of many people who all have their own opinions.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You will read this in my voice

what if i told you You will read this in my voice  Matrix Morpheus

I am not texting you because you like reddit. I am texting you because you are extremely cute and crazy attractive What if I told you

I am not texting you because you like reddit. I am texting you because you are extremely cute and crazy attractive What if I told you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you No One Cares

what if i told you No One Cares  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the other pill was a date rape drug

what if i told you the other pill was a date rape drug  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That Squirtle was a chick in the original series?

what if i told you That Squirtle was a chick in the original series?  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you There is more to life than just smoking weed?

What if i told you There is more to life than just smoking weed?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you entitlements cost money

what if i told you entitlements cost money  Matrix Morpheus
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