Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you nobody cares about your shitty facebook status

what if i told you nobody cares about your shitty facebook status  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are other religions besides yours

what if i told you there are other religions besides yours  Matrix Morpheus

Has anyone told you faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Has anyone told you faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That hashtags mean nothing on facebook

what if i told you That hashtags mean nothing on facebook  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow

what if i told you If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That everyone else doesn't have your sex life

what if i told you That everyone else doesn't have your sex life  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you It's perfectly fine to sleep with a married woman, provided she is your wife

what if i told you It's perfectly fine to sleep with a married woman, provided she is your wife  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That a dog year is 365 days, just like a human year.

what if i told you That a dog year is 365 days, just like a human year.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't give a fuck

what if i told you I don't give a fuck  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you that drinking tons of diet soda wont help you lose weight

What if i told you that drinking tons of diet soda wont help you lose weight  Matrix Morpheus
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