Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can get off your bike and slowly walk to the door.

what if i told you you can get off your bike and slowly walk to the door.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There's a whole subreddit dedicated to memes aswell

what if i told you There's a whole subreddit dedicated to memes aswell  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Mother's day was in March ...

what if i told you Mother's day was in March ...  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Riding my bumper while im going 70 in a 55 won't make me speed up

what if i told you Riding my bumper while im going 70 in a 55 won't make me speed up  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you No one gives a fuck about your Halloween costume?

what if i told you No one gives a fuck about your Halloween costume?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no matter how eloquent your comment is, she won't sleep with you

what if i told you no matter how eloquent your comment is, she won't sleep with you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i find the pope irreparably sexy

what if i told you i find the pope irreparably sexy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is to 4chan what 9gag is to reddit

what if i told you reddit is to 4chan what 9gag is to reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that you are not as perfect as you make out on reddit

what if i told you that you are not as perfect as you make out on reddit  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you if you approach her, there's more of a chance she will actually talk to you

What if I told you if you approach her, there's more of a chance she will actually talk to you  Matrix Morpheus
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