Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your piss-poor grammar undermines your entire goddamn point

what if i told you your piss-poor grammar undermines your entire goddamn point  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you She made up the dream to get you to stop masturbating in front of her

what if i told you She made up the dream to get you to stop masturbating in front of her  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can choose to subscribe to xbox live and/or ps+ and almost no one cares if you do or do not

what if i told you You can choose to subscribe to xbox live and/or ps+ and almost no one cares if you do or do not  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you being weird isn't a bad thing?

what if i told you being weird isn't a bad thing?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Hashtags are retarded

what if i told you Hashtags are retarded  Matrix Morpheus

what I if told you That you read the top sentence wrong.

what I if told you That you read the top sentence wrong.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There's a whole subreddit dedicated to politics

what if i told you There's a whole subreddit dedicated to politics  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you after that third movie i wish he'd taken the blue pill

what if i told you after that third movie i wish he'd taken the blue pill  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you The onramp was a place to accelerate and the offramp was a place to decelerate

What if I told you The onramp was a place to accelerate and the offramp was a place to decelerate  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can have dance music without excessive autotune and repetitive lyrics

what if i told you you can have dance music without excessive autotune and repetitive lyrics  Matrix Morpheus
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