Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all white people speak english

what if i told you not all white people speak english  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you it is possible to wipe yourself clean using less than an entire roll of toilet paper

what if i told you it is possible to wipe yourself clean using less than an entire roll of toilet paper  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can meet a redditor in public and not make it a big deal

what if i told you you can meet a redditor in public and not make it a big deal  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you no one finds cats in dumpsters

what if i told you no one finds cats in dumpsters   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Posting a privacy statement on Facebook does nothing

what if i told you Posting a privacy statement on Facebook does nothing   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you a MAJOR retail chain is using your product to generate profit

what if i told you a MAJOR retail chain is using your product to generate profit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you basically hate reddit

what if i told you you basically hate reddit  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you You didn't have to light the entire bowl.

What if I told you You didn't have to light the entire bowl.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that carl sagan would disapprove of your straw man arguments

what if i told you that carl sagan would disapprove of your straw man arguments  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i am jealous of your ability to shit normally

what if i told you i am jealous of your ability to shit normally  Matrix Morpheus
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