Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you can train your dog to shut the fuck up

what if i told you you can train your dog to shut the fuck up  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the internet is bigger than you.

what if i told you the internet is bigger than you.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every picture has to become a meme

what if i told you not every picture has to become a meme  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you are a reposting cunt

what if i told you you are a reposting cunt  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Many jw's are in it for social perks rather than the validity of their doctrine

what if i told you Many jw's are in it for social perks rather than the validity of their doctrine  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you eating less meat with your vegetarian gf doesn't make you less of a man

what if i told you eating less meat with your vegetarian gf doesn't make you less of a man  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you German people uses the internet too

what if i told you German people uses the internet too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That trap music is really just hip hop instrumentals

what if i told you That trap music is really just hip hop instrumentals  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are more parking spots than vehicles; you just don't feel like parking in the east campus garage

what if i told you there are more parking spots than vehicles; you just don't feel like parking in the east campus garage  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Jerry springer is staged

what if i told you Jerry springer is staged  Matrix Morpheus
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