Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon Levitt Are The same person.

what if i told you Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon Levitt Are The same person.  Matrix Morpheus

i got another idea use that vibrator i bought you to fuck my ass until i bleed

i got another idea use that vibrator i bought you to fuck my ass until i bleed  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you resting your foot on the brake makes everyone else on the road hate you

What if i told you resting your foot on the brake makes everyone else on the road hate you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you chip bags are half empty to keep them from getting smashed

what if i told you chip bags are half empty to keep them from getting smashed  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you All your problems are First World Problems?

what if i told you All your problems are First World Problems?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the alphabet song is really twinkle twinkle little star, which is really ba ba black sheep

what if i told you the alphabet song is really twinkle twinkle little star, which is really ba ba black sheep  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Being hipster is mainstream

What if I told you Being hipster is mainstream  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't need to tell us why you upvoted that comment

what if i told you you don't need to tell us why you upvoted that comment  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO ONE TUNED IN TO WATCH TWO HOURS OF GOLF DOCUMENTARIES

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO ONE TUNED IN TO WATCH TWO HOURS OF GOLF DOCUMENTARIES  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you this is not /r/cirlejerk

what if i told you this is not /r/cirlejerk  Matrix Morpheus
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