Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That cats aren't as interesting as you think they are

what if i told you That cats aren't as interesting as you think they are  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the human battery thing started with cubicles.

what if i told you the human battery thing started with cubicles.  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you STFU You don't know shit

What if I told you STFU You don't know shit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you don't have to buy your textbooks on campus?

what if i told you you don't have to buy your textbooks on campus?  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you Watching Cesar Millan doesn't make you a dog whisperer.

What if I told you Watching Cesar Millan doesn't make you a dog whisperer.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that upping the minimum wage raises unemployment and contributes to inflation

what if i told you that upping the minimum wage raises unemployment and contributes to inflation  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that most American accents sound more like the English people i talk to every day, than people in mid England?

what if i told you that most American accents sound more like the English people i talk to every day, than people in mid England?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if your post was "gold", you wouldn't have to tell us that it's funny

what if i told you if your post was

what if i told you you don't need to hold a strong opinion, you can be agnostic on the subject.

what if i told you you don't need to hold a strong opinion, you can be agnostic on the subject.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that there are funnier religions to make fun of than christianity— Like mormanism and scientology?

what if i told you that there are funnier religions to make fun of than christianity—
Like mormanism and scientology?  Matrix Morpheus
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