Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Passing Me in the right lane when i'm doing 80 makes you the asshole?

what if i told you Passing Me in the right lane when i'm doing 80 makes you the asshole?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there is no paper jam

what if i told you   there is no paper jam  Matrix Morpheus

You think that's beer you're drinking?

You think that's beer you're drinking?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the smoke spot dosn't matter

what if i told you the smoke spot dosn't matter  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that i never actually said "what if I told you" during the matrix

what if i told you that i never actually said

what if i told you movies are filmed outside sometimes

what if i told you movies are filmed outside sometimes  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you SDSU sold more student parking permits than the amount of student parking spaces?

what if i told you SDSU sold more student parking permits than the amount of student parking spaces?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Bud Light platinum is just bud ice rebranded in a blue bottle

what if i told you Bud Light platinum
 is just bud ice rebranded in a blue bottle  Matrix Morpheus

Your eyes are watering because you've never used them before

Your eyes are watering because you've never used them before  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you I have a life, and I am just kicking your ass?

What if I told you I have a life, and I am just kicking your ass?  Matrix Morpheus
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