Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There are worse things than r/spacedicks

what if i told you There are worse things than r/spacedicks  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you, that you never left the red planet because theres no way outtttttt

what if i told you, that you never left the red planet because theres no way outtttttt  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You can still have a great time drinking, without acting like an ass and ending up in pool of your own vomit

what if i told you You can still have a great time drinking, without acting like an ass and ending up in pool of your own vomit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i wank to your FB pics

what if i told you i wank to your FB pics  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you white chocolate ISN'T REALLY CHOCOLATE AT ALL

what if i told you white chocolate ISN'T REALLY CHOCOLATE AT ALL  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the presidency is actually a bully pulpit from which the other branches of government can be more or less controlled.

what if i told you that the presidency is actually a bully pulpit from which the other branches of government can be more or less controlled.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you they dont camp beleth

what if i told you they dont camp beleth  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some people actually think jay leno is funny

what if i told you some people actually think jay leno is funny  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Skrillex isn't the only dubstep artist

what if i told you Skrillex isn't the only dubstep artist  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the reflection in my glasses shows that you are about to be killed.

what if i told you the reflection in my glasses shows that you are about to be killed.  Matrix Morpheus
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