Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you'd be the most popular person on this board?

what if i told you you'd be the most popular person on this board?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you voting for Obama because he is black is just as racist as voting for Romney because he is white

what if i told you voting for Obama because he is black is just as racist as voting for Romney because he is white  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There is a subreddit called /r/aaaaaatheismmmmmmmmmm for your pro-atheist rage comics

what if i told you There is a subreddit called /r/aaaaaatheismmmmmmmmmm for your pro-atheist rage comics  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i know nothing about harry potter or pokemon

what if i told you i know nothing about harry potter or pokemon  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your friends had probably no real ambitions or intrinsic motivations in the first place...

what if i told you your friends had probably no real ambitions or intrinsic motivations in the first place...  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all bald white men look like moby

what if i told you not all bald white men look like moby  Matrix Morpheus

New to /r/atheism? Welcome to the real world.

New to /r/atheism? Welcome to the real world.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you There is no mention of a rapture in the bible

what if i told you There is no mention of a rapture in the bible  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you just because you put a period at the end of your statement, that doesn't make it a complete sentence

what if i told you just because you put a period at the end of your statement, that doesn't make it a complete sentence   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you could just go to bed earlier?

what if i told you you could just go to bed earlier?  Matrix Morpheus
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