Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i fuck your mom and sister at the same damn time what would you do about it?

what if i told you i fuck your mom and sister at the same damn time what would you do about it?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you "Try to touch her boobs. If she doesn't start sexing you, then you've been friend-zoned." - Ron Paul

what if i told you

what if i told you To make it nasty?

what if i told you To make it nasty?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Quoting someone intelligent doesn't make you intelligent

what if i told you Quoting someone intelligent doesn't make you intelligent  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Being a good parent involves more than just taking shitty pictures of your kids

what if i told you Being a good parent involves more than just taking shitty pictures of your kids  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you When you call me every day to check on your computer, I could be using that time to fix it

what if i told you When you call me every day to check on your computer, I could be using that time to fix it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your mum's a milf

what if i told you your mum's a milf   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Those Aviators don't suit your facial structure

what if i told you Those Aviators don't suit your facial structure  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you its not a good idea to post pics of you smoking trees on the internet

what if i told you its not a good idea to post pics of you smoking trees on the internet  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Hashtags are useless on Facebook

what if i told you Hashtags are useless on Facebook  Matrix Morpheus
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