Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The reason you are single on valentine's day is because you are a whiney baby who complains about being single on valentine's day

what if i told you The reason you are single on valentine's day is because you are a whiney baby who complains about being single on valentine's day  Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you they aren't tour shirts

what i if told you they aren't tour shirts   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you we'd dance naked in an underground cave?

what if i told you we'd dance naked in an underground cave?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Masturbation feels better than sex

what if i told you Masturbation feels better than sex  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I never said "what if i told you"

what if i told you I never said

what if i told you morpheus never said "What if I told you"

what if i told you morpheus never said

what i if told you you read the first line wrong

what i if told you you read the first line wrong  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Berks is still fucking ugly

what if i told you Berks is still fucking ugly  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Leonardo DiCaprio was never in a position to get an Oscar because he played a fervently racist southerner

what if i told you Leonardo DiCaprio was never in a position to get an Oscar because he played a fervently racist southerner   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I don't want to be your friend

what if i told you I don't want to be your friend  Matrix Morpheus
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