Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Your girlfriend is not indecisive. She's afraid of making a choice you don't like.

what if i told you Your girlfriend is not indecisive. She's afraid of making a choice you don't like.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you anarchy is the natural state of order and government is nothing more than a pet project for ego driven maniacs

what if i told you anarchy is the natural state of order and government is nothing more than a pet project for ego driven maniacs  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Most USB devices have the usb logo on top and can be plugged in first try?

what if i told you Most USB devices have the usb logo on top and can be plugged in first try?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I've already seen every funny picture from the internet you'll ever want to show me

what if i told you I've already seen every funny picture from the internet you'll ever want to show me  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you some people on Reddit don't speak English as a first lauguage

what if i told you some people on Reddit don't speak English as a first lauguage  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are overweight, not because you aren't a douche

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are overweight, not because you aren't a douche  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you NRRRFGRRBLLLBRRRF

what if i told you NRRRFGRRBLLLBRRRF  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I'm not intelligent or clever in ANY subreddit?

what if i told you I'm not intelligent or clever in ANY subreddit?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you the mind cannot live without the body as well

what if i told you the mind cannot live without the body as well  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Adalia rose is ugly as fuck

what if i told you Adalia rose is ugly as fuck  Matrix Morpheus
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