Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you KurtJMac is actually jeff goldblum

what if i told you KurtJMac is actually jeff goldblum  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Leg Press is a horrible measure of strength

what if i told you Leg Press is a horrible measure of strength  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told "you" Friendzone commiseration is not about "sex". Your "kindness coins analogy" is invalid. Now commence laughing at overtly foolish romantics (as intended) and reexamine your fundamental assumptions.

what if i told

what if i told you you were completely fucking incorrect

what if i told you you were completely fucking incorrect  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The guy taking your carry-out order doesn't care if you're ordering a ton of food just for you

what if i told you The guy taking your carry-out order doesn't care if you're ordering a ton of food just for you  Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you saying "Jurassic Park" is not a reasoned argument against cloning extinct species

What if i told you saying

what if i told you if you haven't tried it. You don't know enough to not to.

what if i told you if you haven't tried it. You don't know enough to not to.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you WBC are the worlds best trolls

what if i told you WBC are the worlds best trolls  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i'm sexy and i know it...wiggle wiggle wiggle

what if i told you i'm sexy and i know it...wiggle wiggle wiggle  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that atheists who hate christians are just as wrong as christians who hate atheists

what if i told you that atheists who hate christians are just as wrong as christians who hate atheists  Matrix Morpheus
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