Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that swag stands for "some wiggers acting ghetto"

what if i told you that swag stands for

what if i told you you can use this meme without sounding condescending?

what if i told you you can use this meme without sounding condescending?  Matrix Morpheus

If everyone drove the posted speed limit in both lanes There would be less accidents thereby allowing traffic to move fluidly

If everyone drove the posted speed limit in both lanes There would be less accidents thereby allowing traffic to move fluidly   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Believing God exists takes just as much faith as believing he doesn't

what if i told you Believing God exists takes just as much faith as believing he doesn't   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you teachers who say you'll never make it are using tough love to encourage you to be better

what if i told you teachers who say you'll never make it are using tough love to encourage you to be better  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That you can delete your theist facebook friends instead of arguiing with them?

what if i told you That you can delete your theist facebook friends instead of arguiing with them?   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are places to talk about trees besides /r/trees?

what if i told you there are places to talk about trees besides /r/trees?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that memes are in-jokes for people who don't have in-jokes irl

what if i told you that memes are in-jokes for people who don't have in-jokes irl  Matrix Morpheus

Dude i took both pills! its not funny i am freaking out man i cant go home yet!

Dude i took both pills! its not funny i am freaking out man i cant go home yet!  Matrix Morpheus

Neo... Why would you take pills from a strange, bald black man wearing all leather inside an abandoned building?

Neo... Why would you take pills from a strange, bald black man wearing all leather inside an abandoned building?  Matrix Morpheus
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