Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you there are douchebags in Canada too

what if i told you there are douchebags in Canada too  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you marijuana impairs your ability to drive

what if i told you marijuana impairs your ability to drive  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that THIS IS ALL A CLEVER RUSE TO give the retrovirus kickstarter more exposure

what if i told you that THIS IS ALL A CLEVER RUSE TO give the retrovirus kickstarter more exposure  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you if you pay bills, make purchases, and have a social media account... your personal information is already easily accessible

what if i told you if you pay bills, make purchases, and have a social media account... your personal information is already easily accessible  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

what if i told you all about how my life got flipped turned upside down  Matrix Morpheus

what i if told you I cam smoke weed and not be a "fuck up" like my brother

what i if told you I cam smoke weed and not be a

what if i told you exit polls don't mean anything

what if i told you exit polls 
don't mean anything  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I never notice if a girls bra and panties match

what if i told you I never notice if a girls bra and panties match  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you Most redditors have normal girlfriends. It's the few with crazy girlfriends who post memes about them.

what if i told you Most redditors have normal girlfriends. It's the few with crazy girlfriends who post memes about them.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you You're in a computer simulation known as the Matrix where machines harvest humans for energy and you are the savior and will help usher in a period of peace between humans and machines but you and everyone you care about has to die fir

what if i told you You're in a computer simulation known as the Matrix where machines harvest humans for energy and you are the savior and  will help usher in a period of peace between humans and machines but you and everyone you care about has to die fir  Matrix Morpheus
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