Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that cats were made before the internet?

what if i told you that cats were made before the internet?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you The alphabet song is not only twinkle twinkle little star, but bah bah black sheep.

what if i told you The alphabet song is not only twinkle twinkle little star, but bah bah black sheep.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you that the mcat does not test intelligence; it tests how much time you are willing sacrifice in order become a doctor.

what if i told you that the mcat does not test intelligence; it tests how much time you are willing sacrifice in order become a doctor.   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you they're called dreams

what if i told you they're called dreams  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you It's called trap music because it's a trap.

What if I told you It's called trap music because it's a trap.  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you I have no idea what a jubilee is or why you are making cakes for it

what if i told you I have no idea what a jubilee is or why you are making cakes for it  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you my friends don't care if our house is a little messy

what if i told you my friends don't care if our house is a little messy  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not all men want to fuck you

what if i told you not all men want to fuck you  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you i don't suck at playing my instruments because i practiced for many hours over the course of many years

what if i told you i don't suck at playing my instruments because i practiced for many hours over the course of many years   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you americans are fat because our food doesn't taste like shit

what if i told you americans are fat because our food doesn't taste like shit  Matrix Morpheus
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